Trained Mermaid

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I'm in love with my gay swimmers, but I'm also in love with my gay nations.
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akunohomu:

Artist: ぎぇうす

Translator at Danbooru: Nazdrovie

Shouldn't a better way to say "white people" be "american white people" because as an european I am white and yet have my own culture and tradition so we are not like those white trash you got in the us

scrapes:

foie:

whitegirlsaintshit:

plikepterodactyl:

whitegirlsaintshit:

hahaha okay 

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you’re right. the white trash is only in the US. gotcha.

Cause Germany is all of Europe and nazis are only in Europe right gotcha

those countries above, in order, are:

Sweden

Germany

Finland

Greece

Ireland

France

Ukraine

Thanks for contributing! Maybe next time you won’t do it with your head 1000 leagues deep in your asshole.

I am so proud of you rn

Europe is the ORIGIN of white bullshit how can you even make this argument

petitebutpowerful:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

I would read the hell of that novel.

I want this book.

themajesticmountainscold:

maxolines:

sassy-spoon:

nerdbird:

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

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sassy-spoon lives up to its url

hetalia-beautifulworld:

Never forget Kira…

dinaxomg:

I reblog this every Halloween

broriarty:

francieum:

fillmyeyeswithstars:

wheelcher2:

coolpup:

is it pets mart or pet smart

are we human or are we dancers

where am I

To the first question, it is Pet Smart.

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Each of the words are a different color, and the ball bounces in between both of the words.

And as for the second question, we are human. Dancer is a type of profession.

that poor third person’s question wasn’t answered they’re probably still lost

☆ Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died. ☆

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

When you’re expecting OTP interaction but get NOTP instead:

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♒ every breaking bad episode

  • walter: jesse open the door

  • jesse: no bitch

  • walter: jesus

  • (something explodes) (walter makes that stupid mouth open face)(something ambiguous sitting in the desert)(end credits)